Oye! Coffee Calamity!

This is obviously not the page you’re looking for. Sorry about that.

We must have broken a link on the site. Perhaps we were distracted while hand-polishing and then manually stenciling, “Hello, how are you?” on every bean of freshly-roasted coffee before shipping it to customers.

Clearly, we’ll be more mindful next time.

For now, if you’re so inspired, please tell us where you ran into this by using our Contact Us page.

Thank you!